An Ode to Dry Shampoo

Oh, my dearest dry shampoo…

How you save me! You see, each morning, I wake with grease on my face and, without a doubt, all through my scalp. A shower? No, thank you. I don’t have the time, and after…I won’t have any volume.

So dry shampoo, I instead turn to you. You solve all my blues! With just one spritz of your can, you delight me. All your textures and scents – my love is intense! I can’t bear the thought of my life without you.

No, really, what would I do if not for you, dry shampoo? I just know I would look like I live in a sewer. But each morning you work your magic, I no longer look tragic. In five minutes I can be out the door!

I cannot fully express how you make me less of a mess. Darling, you must know this is true. Grease brings me despair, but you can mask my dirty hair. No more hiding under hats and scarves, all thanks to you.

When your nozzle stops a-spraying, I swear I feel my heart and soul decaying. Good thing I have three more cans of you! For dark hair? For blondes? All-natural? Tropical scented? Volumizing? Even texturizing? Oh, dry shampoo, you know I’ll try them all! You’re so versatile, I just can’t help but smile. A staple in my life you’ll always be.

I may be codependent, but I truly don’t regret it. I know that I need you to get through. I hope you feel the same. If you left me, well, I can’t imagine the pain! Thank you for all that you do. I owe my hair beauty to you, dry shampoo.

Check Out These Dry Shampoo Picks

For Light Hair: Verb Dry Shampoo for Light Hair ($18, shop here)

For Dark Hair: Batiste Hint of Color Dry Shampoo – Divine Dark ($9.99, shop here)

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